THE CHRONICLES OF JAJA.(PART 3)

To all readers:
pls read the first 2 parts of the
chronicles of jaja at:
http://sugarnspicenallthatsnice.blogspot.com
where you can read about the start of our adventure!!


and so like i previously said,
this is the part where the real acting comes in..
muahahaha.
so when we left ps,
amandal and anna skipped away happily,
(imagine smth like patrick and spongebob going
jellyfishing,just skinnier and taller)
as fast as they could to cathay...
to prepare the ice cream and all..
while I,
had to act leg cramp and tired and sick
all at the same time..
just so that joy would walk slower with me.
this is called stalling.
haha.
so once we entered cathay,
they immediately ran like the wind
(imagine like speedy gonzales,
as usual,much taller la...)
to ben's and jerry's.
and anna was like trying to keep up with
amandal...
like she could la.
amandal like machiam standing on stilts can..
haha.
so off went team pocket,
blasting off at the speed of light.

attempt to ignore the constipated posture.

haha.
but very nice right?
can use it for an adidas ad la.
ok..fine..maybe not..
jillian:"oiii..wait la..ah ma old already la!!"

haha.
i had to pretend that i wanted to
catch up with them what..
if not very fake sia.
but of cos they ignored us totally.
and joy was like..
"wahlau..they damn mean la.."
but actually i was hoping they would
run even faster.
haha.
but unfortunately.
ahem..ahem..
due to like some ppl who has like
a whole envelope stuck on their eyes.
erm..

they kinda ended up at the wrong place la huh.

yes yes.
its amandal stuck onto the lift door.
dun suspect otherwise.
what you see is what you get.
haha.
actually,when she posed for this picture,
i tried to take the picture as quickly as i could.
and i did.
but little amandal who really really wanted to become famous,
continued sticking herself to the damnit lift door.
refusing to detach herself from it.
and then,
the lift(with a guy inside!!)
was coming down to the level we were on.
and naturally, me,anna and joy were like:
"SHIT SHIT,AMANDAL!! AMANDAL!!"
HOWEVER, being totally immersed in the immense joy
she was experiencing while glueing herself to the lift,
she did not react to our pleas and warnings!!
not at all la!!
didn't move an inch i tell you.
and so in order to save whats left of our
three quarter-thrown -down-into-the-drain face,
we escaped,
and refused to acknowledge amandal.
i mean,who would anyway?
faster..faster...float faster..
haha.
oh,thats just our way of escaping
from SLGHTLY DERANGED amandal,
esp when she does smth super embarassing.
i think, we floated away from her at least
365745 times in a day la.
i mean,how can you not float away from her
when she went into barang barang and
took every single belt she saw,
and wore it all around her waist, at the same time.
i mean...
THERE WERE PPL IN THAT PLACE LA!!
gosh.
haha.
so while we were floating away,
amandal dragged anna along hurriedly...
so they could reach b&j's before joy..
erm..actually..
i wanted to stop amandal one la..
but i was abit too late..
and then...
anna:"amandal!!!"

haha.
i really wanted to warn amandal, but she
just ran so quickly around the bend that
she did not notice a ginormous pillar there.
and then like that lor.
but nvm nvm..
your nose very pointed already..
so abit flatter also can't really
tell the difference one la hor..
hehe.
and actually, anna also like as good as
knocked into a pillar too,
cos amandal is just a pack of bones..
so i dun thnk she provided any cushion
to break anna's knock.
haha.
so while they hurried into b&j's..
i faked joy that i needed to puke very badly,
so she followed me to the toilet.
(yes man,i told you i was good)
ahh...i am gonna dieeee..

haha.
so i went into the cubicle and
digged my throat just to make the
nauseous puking sound for joy to hear.
wahlau..
i really think i should get nominated for
Most Hardworking Actress la.
sound effect also must ownself create one sia.
and also,i had to spit into the toilet bowl,
to make the vomit-cascading sound...
quick quick,call hollywood now!!
haha.
actually i was just stalling for time and
sunbian also to make joy sad and scared la.
haha.
and i tell u...
amandal was super inefficient la,
tell her to call me once they are ready,
but they nvr call la.
so i ended up having to act more cham.
and the only thing i could think of was my
infamous,drama-mama asthma attack.
and since recently, i've been quite experienced,
i decided to give it a shot lor.
i mean,
you are talking to the world's
MOST HARDWORKING ACTRESS LA..

Haha.
Actually the actual scene wasn’t like that la.
I just sat on the toilet floor and started
hyperventilating, in a very high-pitched tone.
When actually, I was laughing la.
Haha.
So I looked down on the floor to hide my smile,
And I think joy got really freaked out.
Big time.
(see see..i own acting man..)
haha.
Actually, I held my breath the whole time just
so that I could like gasp for air more naturally la.
I dare you to say that I dun deserve the
Most Hardworking Actress award.
U dare..i poke u ar..
So..i told her that I wanted to sit down at b&j’s..
And of course she obliged la.
then I dramatized it just a little,
by collapsing at the entrance of the shop.
Haha.
Bu u know what,
She saw the ice cream already la.
I though anna’s butt was big enough to
At least cover the candle on it.
But..NO!!
Joy sumore can say:
“Hey, thanks for the candle!”
and I was like giggling and gasping
for air at the same time can..
and then joy heard, and asked me if I was
laughing or crying la..
shit..
haha.

But after that,
we suddenly jumped in excitement and
sang a birthday song for her!!
And she like stared at me with the
largest eyes I had ever seen.
And then..she dashed into the toilet,CRYING.

Aahhaa.
She seriously cried la!

(i should just act and stop studying la!)

And she hid inside the toilet cubicle,
but Captain Amandal,
She’s the hero,
She would climb over and...
Eat some swiss role??
Haha.
But she really did climb over
the toilet cubicle wall leh.

see for yourself lor:

Yaya.
Whatever la amandal.
Haha.
So after all the drama,
We returned to b&j’s and enjoyed
The ice cream and the place!
joy,making a wish..(i wanna marry jillian..hahaha)blowing out the candles(look at the cute purple shovel!)joy AGAIN, with our little prezzies for her!:)

see..i told you joy had a crush on me..ahaha

Once again,
Amandal proving my point that
She has funny expressions.
I mean the ice cream rocked,
And yet she looks disgusted..
She needs to take classes from the pros man.

*ahem ahem*jillian *ahem*

lalala..love anna loadsy loads.<3

I AM AMANDAL,HEAR ME SIIIING!!

Wahlau.
Thank God that the mic was off.
If not,the newly built cathay bldg would collapse.
Haha.
Joy was super tortured...

She almost died la..
Haha.
And amandal refused to stop,
Die die also must grab onto the mic la.
For once,
I wished I was deaf…
Haha.
So we showed amandal what was the
Right way to own the place man.

There’s more funny things to see in the next
segment of the chronicles of jaja(part 4).
Pls visit:http://ivegotthejoy.blogspot.com
Please read the FINALE.
ITS VERY IMPT TO THE CHARACTERS.